Top 6 coundowns
To those who have no idea what is this whatsoever you should not be pulling your hair and trying to figure out what it means. If in any case you attempt suicide, please do not try this at home. This blog shall not be held responsible for any harm the post may contain to your health.
This is the top 10 revelations that has hit the class of 2I205, Hwa CHong Institution, 667 Upper Bukit Timah Road, Singapore, SEA, Asean, Asia, The Earth, The Solar System, The Universe.
No person shall be named in the course of the countdown
Here it goes:
5. Genghis Khan. He is the 10th Century Mongollian leader revived into the 20th Century where he continues to be an imposing name among the world (Of 2I). This time, he is united with his son, the eveready Kublai Khan. They are in disguise, 2I21 and 2I11. It proves that Genghis is strong and fearsome, but Kublai can't even pass his fitness test.
4. Flicking. Anyone of the 35 who hears the "flicking bellows" of "hei!" cowers in absolute fear of being struck. The tallest stays his distance. The strongest cedes his superiority. The long-distaner runs from him. He is the kind 2I10. Do not be deceived by his appearance, looking always to land a helping hand, threatening to bash up bullies and many others. (It is partly true) Get to close and you are dead. The 35 just wonder how 2I16 could have survived the terrorist. Many has challenged his position, and many have been left screaming in pain, pleading for mercy. His flicks are devestating, the after effects include red skin, and a thereafter phobia of pain. The word torment has been redefined with the emergence of this devil. Nobody offends him and gets away scot free, except the brutish Scott Wong perhaps. Be warned by this warning. (Any physical damage from testing the credibility of this source will not be held responsible by this blog)
3. Rune. It shocked the masses when word leaked out that someone in the class was embarking on a quest to publish a fully self-written book. Some guessed 2I01, rumours even suggested the English Teacher, but instead, an unlikely hero emerged, which came in the form of the 76kg heavyweight giant 2I22. Some scoffed the suggestions and claims, while others stood by the Hagrid of 2I to see what magic he could work out. Magic it was indeed. The work was brilliantly done, and no one could have guessed it was froma 15 year old, life hating, result despairing, madly inclined teenager from a chinese-ed school. So resulted in his little band of followers, namely 2I08, 2I11, 2I19, 2I21, 2I23, 2I30 and many more. The file of uber-thickness was born. A fat, 1kg file containing the first 12 chapters was created, and passed around the class day by day to be mishandled and torn into shreds. Its sacrifice was noble. It spread word to the corners of the classroom, but it was rendered ill by being well... to fat. And it almost came close to death when captured by a teacher assasin, although it was saved in the nick of time from beging fed to the shredder. It now rests at the home of its birthplace, where it retires in solace.
2. The new in-thing among youngsters is the high-art of rubber-flipping, known to the sacred producers as wasaa, revered after the legendary big-ass eraser who won an unprecedented number of bouts during its reign as king. Till this point of the blog however, teedeedee, who has always been his main challenger, has been tightening the noose on his vice like grip of the championship, and it will soon boil down to a final titanic battle where a new eraser wll be crowned King of all. This year also marked its darkest hour, when we were raided by a teacher whose toes were laughing when she conducted the massive attack. The forces put up a combined effort, but ten of the greatest warriors fell in battle, never to rise and fight. (and die to wasaa or flicked out by the mass suicidal of the Wooner) Since then however, the mass revival has boiled over to a full scale war between the Eastern Front of 1st Gen Wasaa fighters and the Western front of the New Generation Snipers. Who shall triumph? It remains to be seen.
1. Brothers Ee. One word simply describes billions, literally. And this time, the class is not alone but with the terrible forces of a teacher by our side. Can anyone remember who started the craze that sparked off overpopulation? It is not 2I03, 2I06, 2I08, 2I16, 2I29 who is responsible. It is Mr P. As in the teacher who is 16 going on 17. It was a simple 2 name-r. It started off as Elson Ee, Eeson El. But one spark fueled the fire, and soon came adaptations of Lord of the Flies, meaningless multiplications of useless proportions, until it became a worldwide hit.The name as since stuck and is destinied to live on in infamy.
posted by Exile @ 5:06 AM
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